February 2012
Interviewer: What is the worst thing you have ever done as a friend?
Jesse Eisenberg: I stabbed a friend once. But in my defense, he was a few minutes late.
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got a shower and now i’m in my comfiest jeans and sweater
i am ready to watch doctor who
dryadalum:
party brock is in the house tonight
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whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Panic! At the Disco - A Really Long Title To Grab Your Attention That Probably Has Nothing To Do With The Song
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jesse mccartney is a one-boy boyband
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crying because i have 17 jesse mccartney songs on my ipod and currently downloading more
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laughing at my own pain
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Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m...
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
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shapeshiftandtrick:
it takes 2 hours for me to watch a 45-ish minute episode of something
example
watch through intro
pause
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watch 5 minutes
pause
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watch 5 minutes
pause
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watch the bulk of it
pause
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watch 5 minutes
pause
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watch the end
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so i quit piano and somehow i still end up having to teach it to my brother
and cello too
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This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
oh you master of reverse psychology
i really want to click it now
you told me not to
that just makes me want to know what wonders are held within
please stop and let me have some self control
this is truly a masterpiece of advertising
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dontcallmesammy:
i need help
i can buy three shirts only and i have no clue which ones to buy
help?
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umqra:
moraniarty:
umqra:
did you hear the joke about the pavement
it’s all over town
did you hear the joke about the pavement?
even sherlock fell for it
omfg
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klainespants replied to your post: i need help i can buy three shirts only and i…
ceci n’est pas un pipe I would love you forever but the sherloaf holmes one is the best overall get BOTH
yeah i was thinking about getting those two . BUT I NEED ONE MOAR